Total Medals Earned: 735 (From 98 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,175 Points
Medals Earned: 9/15 (45/95 points)
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
There are better ways to scratch them.
It's hard to come by.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Rock and roll!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/19 (55/445 points)
beat first level
recover burn energy
kick 30 bricks in a row
reach 500m mark
survive after the ball speedup
slow down 2 times in a row
kick 500 bricks overall
kick 100 bricks in one level
get an additional life
kick 200 bricks in one level
kick 1000 bricks overall
kick 60 bricks in a row
kick 5000 bricks overall
kick 500 bricks in one level
reach 1000m mark
kick 100 bricks in a row
reach 2000m mark
reach maximum water level
beat all levels
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Listen to the entire story
Skip the story midway
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Die ten times
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 5/9 (90/315 points)
Kill First Enemy
Kill Tenth Enemy
Kill First Boss
Kill Second Boss
Kill Third Boss
Kill Fourth Boss
Collect 75 Achievements
Kill Fifth Boss
Collect 100 Achievements
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/240 points)
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 5/6 (120/220 points)
Made your first Turn
Stay for 10 seconds
Play for 60 seconds
Play for 10 minutes.
Play for a whopping half hour
Medals Earned: 5/8 (100/235 points)
Congratulations! You beat the game!
Completed all the quests in Camp Gizbo.
Lucky enough to loot a rare world drop!
Unlocked 20 chests with Lock Pick or Skeleton Keys.
Have 5 gold or more at one point in the game.
